Happy Camper—NOT
By Sherry Broyles
You know, Missouri Life is floating the Missouri River in September. You can join us, if you like; it will be fun. I love floating. The probelm is: I hate camping. I grew up so close to Current River, I could float all day and go home to my own bed. I just don't get camping. "Hey, want to use a couple of your vacation days and sleep on the ground ... in a bag?" Sorry, no.
I do hope you'll join us, though, on our floating adventure. I'll see you on the river, and I'll join you for the gourmet dinner. I'll be staying for the music and conversation around the campfire. But come bedtime, I'm out of there.
I'll see you "Happy Campers" in the morning.
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